Bring on the probe(s)

Now that Democrats have taken over the House, it's time to explain what is available and what I want.

The House has the power of subpoena. I want subpoenas issued. Many of them. I want them to fly like the wind and fall like the rain. Hurricane Katrina is going to start a-blowin' on capital hill.

I want some investigations started now.

I want the false, empty, non-existant WMDs investigated.

I want the torture procedures investigated. I want secret prisons investigated.

I want the glove to be put on all the way up to the shoulder and I want all the depths of darkness and brown stuff investigated.

Nancy Pelosi has stated that Impeachment is off the table.

The House has the power of Impeachment.

I want Impeachment on the table. NOW.

I want Impeachment to follow the deep probing of the shoulder-length glove investigations.

Gentlement, you may begin starting now.

I am a Republican who is deeply disconcerted by the performance of this wacked-out religious, out-of-it president who should get a good cold water blast in the face. I could not bring myself to vote Democratic, but I am pleased about this change of power. Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Go Dems, for now.

I am T. Pascal and I approve this motherfuckin' message.