Bring on the probe(s)

Now that Democrats have taken over the House, it's time to explain what is available and what I want.

The House has the power of subpoena. I want subpoenas issued. Many of them. I want them to fly like the wind and fall like the rain. Hurricane Katrina is going to start a-blowin' on capital hill.

I want some investigations started now.

I want the false, empty, non-existant WMDs investigated.

I want the torture procedures investigated. I want secret prisons investigated.

I want the glove to be put on all the way up to the shoulder and I want all the depths of darkness and brown stuff investigated.

Nancy Pelosi has stated that Impeachment is off the table.

The House has the power of Impeachment.

I want Impeachment on the table. NOW.

I want Impeachment to follow the deep probing of the shoulder-length glove investigations.

Gentlement, you may begin starting now.

I am a Republican who is deeply disconcerted by the performance of this wacked-out religious, out-of-it president who should get a good cold water blast in the face. I could not bring myself to vote Democratic, but I am pleased about this change of power. Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Go Dems, for now.

I am T. Pascal and I approve this motherfuckin' message.

Hurricanes in New Orleans

I was very disappointed lately that there hasn't been another Hurricane to hit the poor (both economically and morrally poor) folks of Mississippi and Louisiana. I was disappointed that all that hard word on the levees and cleanup wouldn't be swept away once again.

But then it hit me, you know, that it might be a good thing to skip a season or two. Let the inhabitants perform the suicidal ritual of living below sea-level. Let them exercise their darwinistic selection against survival this way. Give them a few years to sit around say, "What hurricane? Ain't never go'n' happen. I'm stayin' right he'ya."

Let them settle in, get cozy. Then hit them maybe next year, or two years. Hopefully in three years they will get hit again really hard. One can only dream.