Survivor 27

I was watching part of Survivor Racist Beach last night. It was putrescent. The show is completely unwatchable. I think the show jumped the shark right about the time Tom danced with a feather in his ass. And that was, like, Suvivor 9 or something.

Thinking back on it, the signs were there. When Probst was asked about the upcoming season he kept referring to how interesting it was to "see new ways of making fire that we haven't seen before on Survivor". Now I realise that the potentially exciting five seconds of seeing fire as it's never been done before on this stupid show was THE MOST EXCITING PART OF THE WHOLE SEASON. In other words, if there was anything else more exciting about the show than watching some dullards start a FREAKING fire, Probst would have mentioned it.

The first episode involved the useless, worthless darkies who lost. The second episode involved the intentional loss of the challenge (which was almost won anyway, because the darkies tribe were so useless) to get rid of that fat gay kid. Bobbie, I think. Or was it Billie. Billie Bobbie.

I don't even know what last night's episode was about. Apparently, the salad days of "seeing fire made in ways that we haven't seen on Survivor" are over.