America's Next Top Idiot

I was watching America's Next Top Model (gods help me!) and heard some particularly idiotic phrases when one of the vapid mulatto aspiring model idiots was introduced to an elephant:

Quote 1: "These elephants are preposterous!"

Quote 2: "I think of them as dinosaurs. That's what they are. Elephants are part of the dinosaur family."

I'm going to jump off a bridge for watching America's Next Top Model and having to listen to these idiots talk.