Celebrity Citing #113

I stepped into the Gap this past Sunday and saw a tall stringy woman with a bulky vest jacket and her hair tucked up under a Maoist green communist cap. She turned to talk to a an older woman (whom I will assume was her mother or possibly her assistant or maid) and I recognised the face immediately as Uma Thurman. I've been wrong before, however, so I just watched as she (somewhat nervously) picked out clothing and walked back and forth between the main floor and the dressing room.

As I drew closer, I was able to hear her talk to her "alleged" mother and there was no mistaking that manly, raspy voice with a weird european lilt. Her face is much more angular and she is really tall in person. I made eye contact with her without really wanting to, but she gave me a quick, nervous smile and I returned it, only to be nice.

I wanted to tell her that her Japanese accent was pretty bad, but it was much better than that horrible Lucy Liu's. It's also not her fault that Kill Bill should have been one good volume instead of two really terrible volumes, neither of which, separately or together, is very watchable.