Adam Carrola

Paraphrased from the Adam Carrola show this morn (he has two products he pushes in "live" ad spots much like the late great Howard Stern - Quizno's™ subs and Brother™ P-touch® labelers):

Adam: Brother™ P-touch®. I love Brother™ P-touch®. You can use the outdoor labels that will withstand the elements. Why, the other day, I labeled a squirrel. Of course, he ran around in circles until he ran out of gas and died. And then a crow got him.

But then I labeled the crow! And a coyote got him.

But then I labeled the coyote! And a mountain lion - but you get the picture.

[other side talk with his sports guy whom I hate]

The ultimate labeling prey is man. That's the next thing I'm going to label.

That was some slightly, mildly amusing shit.