Grammy's 2006
I watched the Grammy's this year and was disappointed. The commercials had hyped some kind of "twist" or "memorable moment". I don't think that Eminem singing with Gay Boy is some kind of spectacular moment. I still think the song was better with Dido's voice. I have the Eminem's recent "Best Of" album and vastly prefer the studio version of Stan's Song to the live Grammy version.
But back to the introduction. The show looked great and sounded great in HD. I don't seem to recall so many shows in HD all of a sudden.
I've always thought the Gorillaz group is offensively named (being that they are full of those jungle monkey darkies who sing bad music). I do like the cartoonz [sic] they play though. Somehow Madonna got into the act and I have something to say about that, too. Women who are 50 shouldn't be showing their flat legs straining against the leg tights and bumpy chests in a one-piece bathing suit on television. It was revolting and pathetic. And that didn't include the music, which was also revolting and pathetic.
The other musical performances were spectacularly weak. Coldplay usually has something I like to listen to, but as a live act, the music is fairly dull. I like the studio version of their first album. After that, I'm pretty much done with these retards.
U2 performed their ancient stuff, including a strange version of One. I remember liking One on the Actung Baby album from, like, 1992 or something. That was their last mediocre album in my memory, and it's been quite a while since then. How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb is a perfectly disposable and unmemorable album but it seems to have won album of the year. Didn't that piece of shit come out last year? I think I bought it on impulse, hated it, and then "regifted" it to someone for Christmas. I can remember listening to Actung Baby with more clarity, and like I said, that must be 15 years ago.
Paul McCartney played some bad music, until he came back on with a different jungle Gorilla group and sang a passable version of Helter Skelter, a real Beatles song. None of this Wings shit, asshole. The Beatles are all dead except for McCartney (Ringo doesn't count), so he has a job to keep us going for a few more years. After that, it's over. Make the most of it while we can.
Other than that, I pretty much erased all the rest from my memory before it was even over.
But back to the introduction. The show looked great and sounded great in HD. I don't seem to recall so many shows in HD all of a sudden.
I've always thought the Gorillaz group is offensively named (being that they are full of those jungle monkey darkies who sing bad music). I do like the cartoonz [sic] they play though. Somehow Madonna got into the act and I have something to say about that, too. Women who are 50 shouldn't be showing their flat legs straining against the leg tights and bumpy chests in a one-piece bathing suit on television. It was revolting and pathetic. And that didn't include the music, which was also revolting and pathetic.
The other musical performances were spectacularly weak. Coldplay usually has something I like to listen to, but as a live act, the music is fairly dull. I like the studio version of their first album. After that, I'm pretty much done with these retards.
U2 performed their ancient stuff, including a strange version of One. I remember liking One on the Actung Baby album from, like, 1992 or something. That was their last mediocre album in my memory, and it's been quite a while since then. How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb is a perfectly disposable and unmemorable album but it seems to have won album of the year. Didn't that piece of shit come out last year? I think I bought it on impulse, hated it, and then "regifted" it to someone for Christmas. I can remember listening to Actung Baby with more clarity, and like I said, that must be 15 years ago.
Paul McCartney played some bad music, until he came back on with a different jungle Gorilla group and sang a passable version of Helter Skelter, a real Beatles song. None of this Wings shit, asshole. The Beatles are all dead except for McCartney (Ringo doesn't count), so he has a job to keep us going for a few more years. After that, it's over. Make the most of it while we can.
Other than that, I pretty much erased all the rest from my memory before it was even over.
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