Chateau de Cul
Penn and Teller had a wonderful Bullshit episode where they fooled some punk-ass "fine dining expert" into drinking some $1000 per bottle "Chateau de Cul" wine. Only, it wasn't $1000 wine, it was $1.99 wine. And "Cul" means "Ass" in French, in case you didn't know (I did).
But as I sat on the toilet straining a little bit this morning, I realised that if you skip even one day of Cul-itude in the toilet, you can get a bit stuck. I try to make it to the toilet to shit every day. But sometimes I forget and things get stiff and hard in there. I think the turds get dry or something and they lose their lube. A good turd should be soft and moist, but yet gently firm and hold together. A stiff, dry turd hurts on the way out and it is most definitely not worth the effort.
That's my opinion, but I'm not a doctor.
But as I sat on the toilet straining a little bit this morning, I realised that if you skip even one day of Cul-itude in the toilet, you can get a bit stuck. I try to make it to the toilet to shit every day. But sometimes I forget and things get stiff and hard in there. I think the turds get dry or something and they lose their lube. A good turd should be soft and moist, but yet gently firm and hold together. A stiff, dry turd hurts on the way out and it is most definitely not worth the effort.
That's my opinion, but I'm not a doctor.
posted by T. Pascal | 3:05 PM
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