Michelle Kwunt

I heard that Michelle Kwan got a spot on the US Olympic skating team. That is bullshit of the highest, stinkiest order. She got a widdle boo-boo on her leggy and she wants the judges to kiss it and make it better. "Pweeese wet me gwo to olimpic. I wanna gwo to olimpic. Waaaaaah." Shut your ass and retire, you old hag.